I never knew there was a Sarcasm Society but they had a great collection of quotes that I’m sharing here.
» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
» It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Paul Newman
» It’s a catastrophic success.
» I feel so miserable without you, [...]
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Ok… I’m already married, but doesn’t mean I can’t laugh at some great quotes. Hope everyone has had a good day, went and said hello again to all those that have gone, and then are currently warming up the BBQ.
“You know “that look” women get when they want sex?…… Me neither.”
* Steve Martin
“Ah, yes, Divorce, [...]
“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” –Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” –Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943
“I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure [...]
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You sass that hoopy Douglas Adams? Now there’s a frood who knew where his towel was. You are invited to join your fellow hitch hikers in mourning the loss of the late great one. Join in on towel day to show your appreciation for the humor and insight that Douglas Adams brought to all our [...]
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Ok besides being the founder of Wordpress and an all around nice guy Matt also tends to be a pretty good writer, when he isn’t doing one of his brief “asides.” And for that reason I actually bother to read every one of his posts. I’m not sure if its because I’m geeky, [...]
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Talent develops in tranquillity, character in the full current of human life.Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I saw this today, and it struck me. We strive to learn, sometimes in hectic sessions that almost seem that its through brute force that the knowledge is provided and arrives. But when it comes down to it, its [...]
Showman P.T. Barnum never said “There’s a sucker born every minute” although he wished he had. And Civil War Admiral David Farragut probably never said “Damn the Torpedoes! Full Speed Ahead” — words that have inspired generations of fighting men.
To make things even more complicated, it is doubtful that Paul Revere warned that “The British [...]
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And thanks to a couple good sites, here are a bunch of good ones about sex.
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
–Tom Clancy
“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
–Steve Martin
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t [...]
