Patrick Havens on April 13th, 2010

I know these are old… But I felt like a chuckle and these three where the best. My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?” “No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your [...]

Continue reading about Then the fight started

Patrick Havens on February 18th, 2010

This I’m sure must be an old joke since it was forwarded on to me. But I hadn’t seen it and there was so many grains of truth I started laughing. I wonder if he is taking patients? I love this Doctor! Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? [...]

Continue reading about Gotta love this doctor :)

Patrick Havens on June 9th, 2009

These are from a book called ‘Disorder in the American Courts‘ and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? [...]

Continue reading about Lawyer Jokes that are real

Patrick Havens on September 5th, 2008

I have over the years enjoyed Metallica, but I disliked their attitude and how they treated their fans. But that said, I liked this version of Enter Sandman by the cats…

Continue reading about At least the cats like Metallica

Patrick Havens on August 12th, 2008

I’ve heard the joke many times. Using a farmer and his cow to explain different systems. Well my sister forwarded me one I thought you all might enjoy. COW POLITICS SOCIALISM You have two cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have two cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. [...]

Continue reading about A new update on those two cows…

Patrick Havens on February 26th, 2008

I was passed this joke, and since it fits me I’m passing it on. With all your honor and dignity, what would you do? Please don’t answer without giving it serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, [...]

Continue reading about In bad taste… but a joke all the same.