These are from a book called ‘Disorder in the American Courts‘ and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: [...]
I have over the years enjoyed Metallica, but I disliked their attitude and how they treated their fans. But that said, I liked this version of Enter Sandman by the cats…
I’ve heard the joke many times. Using a farmer and his cow to explain different systems. Well my sister forwarded me one I thought you all might enjoy.
COW POLITICS
SOCIALISM
You have two cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have two cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have two cows.
The State takes [...]
I was passed this joke, and since it fits me I’m passing it on.
With all your honor and dignity, what would you do? Please don’t answer without giving it serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you [...]
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