Patrick Havens on September 5th, 2008

I have over the years enjoyed Metallica, but I disliked their attitude and how they treated their fans. But that said, I liked this version of Enter Sandman by the cats…

Continue reading about At least the cats like Metallica

Patrick Havens on August 12th, 2008

I’ve heard the joke many times. Using a farmer and his cow to explain different systems. Well my sister forwarded me one I thought you all might enjoy.
COW POLITICS
SOCIALISM
You have two cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have two cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have two cows.
The State takes [...]

Continue reading about A new update on those two cows…

Patrick Havens on February 26th, 2008

I was passed this joke, and since it fits me I’m passing it on.
With all your honor and dignity, what would you do? Please don’t answer without giving it serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you [...]

Continue reading about In bad taste… but a joke all the same.