Patrick Havens on July 24th, 2010

Trust Letterman to run with a strange idea. Or what may of seemed strange. This summer the mayor of New York City started taking dumpsters and making them into temporary pools for the citizens. Letterman latched onto this story and found a willing victim in Bill Murray.

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Patrick Havens on May 19th, 2010

A student has been saved from a vicious assault – not by the boys in blue but the men in black. Ninjas scared off three thugs who had the misfortune to attack the 27-year-old medical student outside their warrior school. The German exchange student had been targeted by the men while he was riding the [...]

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Patrick Havens on April 28th, 2010

…and I feel sexist saying it. I’m not a total motorhead but I chuckled at this quote. In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D., Ph.D. published the following. “The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any [...]

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Patrick Havens on April 13th, 2010

I know these are old… But I felt like a chuckle and these three where the best. My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?” “No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your [...]

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Patrick Havens on February 18th, 2010

This I’m sure must be an old joke since it was forwarded on to me. But I hadn’t seen it and there was so many grains of truth I started laughing. I wonder if he is taking patients? I love this Doctor! Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? [...]

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Patrick Havens on February 6th, 2010

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming [...]

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Patrick Havens on November 18th, 2009

Even Bob Dylan has put out a Christmas Song…. Accordion Music?

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Patrick Havens on November 9th, 2009

I have run across many full things and stories in my life.  But this is one which I hope is real, just because it’d make it finnier.  Plus, I could very well see it occurring.   I wasn’t involved, I just happened to see this scraped and thought you may enjoy it. There’s the guy Jeff [...]

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Patrick Havens on October 1st, 2009

then all you need is 4 minutes… Major props to Scott Beale for pointing this video out.  It is entertaining. 100 Greatest Hits of YouTube in 4 Minutes. Check out the YouTube description for the complete list of videos. The song is “M.A.D” by Hadouken.

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Patrick Havens on June 9th, 2009

I was passed these two permission slips below, and yes I see the humor. As a married man, I’ve run into the gauntlet of requirements at times. But I’m glad to see I’m not alone as evidenced in this form. No I did not create them, and yes I’m sure my wife would kill me [...]

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