Patrick Havens on February 18th, 2010

This I’m sure must be an old joke since it was forwarded on to me. But I hadn’t seen it and there was so many grains of truth I started laughing.
I wonder if he is taking patients?
I love this Doctor!
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: [...]

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Patrick Havens on February 6th, 2010

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling [...]

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Patrick Havens on November 18th, 2009

Even Bob Dylan has put out a Christmas Song….
Accordion Music?

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I have run across many full things and stories in my life.  But this is one which I hope is real, just because it’d make it finnier.  Plus, I could very well see it occurring.   I wasn’t involved, I just happened to see this scraped and thought you may enjoy it.
There’s the guy Jeff I [...]

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Patrick Havens on October 1st, 2009

then all you need is 4 minutes…
Major props to Scott Beale for pointing this video out.  It is entertaining.
100 Greatest Hits of YouTube in 4 Minutes. Check out the YouTube description for the complete list of videos. The song is “M.A.D” by Hadouken.

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Patrick Havens on June 9th, 2009

I was passed these two permission slips below, and yes I see the humor. As a married man, I’ve run into the gauntlet of requirements at times. But I’m glad to see I’m not alone as evidenced in this form. No I did not create them, and yes I’m sure my wife would [...]

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Patrick Havens on June 9th, 2009

These are from a book called ‘Disorder in the American Courts‘ and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: [...]

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Patrick Havens on June 1st, 2009

This tidbit is direct from a reader (remember, you can always pass me gems).
Welcome to Salt & Pepper Diner…

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Patrick Havens on May 22nd, 2009

A regular visitor to the site pointed me to this video…

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Patrick Havens on March 20th, 2009

Yet again this is a collection of images I found on another site*, in this case a fairly sexually oriented site, that I thought a wider audience might enjoy.  Plus I’m sure a few of my friends will now go crazy looking to buy some of these. (I wish I could provide links to where.)  [...]

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