Patrick Havens on April 28th, 2010

…and I feel sexist saying it. I’m not a total motorhead but I chuckled at this quote. In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D., Ph.D. published the following. “The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any [...]

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Patrick Havens on February 6th, 2010

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming [...]

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Patrick Havens on October 1st, 2009

then all you need is 4 minutes… Major props to Scott Beale for pointing this video out.  It is entertaining. 100 Greatest Hits of YouTube in 4 Minutes. Check out the YouTube description for the complete list of videos. The song is “M.A.D” by Hadouken.

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Patrick Havens on June 9th, 2009

These are from a book called ‘Disorder in the American Courts‘ and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? [...]

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Patrick Havens on January 2nd, 2009

The sale is already over, but Woot.com was selling a 1000 Watt fancy blender on their site. Now, I’m not too much into that. But I love how they showed just how strong it was. Woot-Off Lights vs. Breville Blender from Woot Video on Vimeo. In one corner, the Breville 800BLXL Blender, with a 1,000-watt [...]

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Patrick Havens on November 13th, 2008

A friend had compiled a list of some favorite shirts she found, and I thought some worthy enough to just post the whole list. Any links in the comments for these shirts would be appreciated (ie. links to where one can buy them).  I’ll change the links to the actual stores if I get them.

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Patrick Havens on November 12th, 2008

I saw this and had to add the text and post. It was on an image service, so if you have the image credit, let me know.

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