Patrick Havens on July 24th, 2010

Trust Letterman to run with a strange idea. Or what may of seemed strange. This summer the mayor of New York City started taking dumpsters and making them into temporary pools for the citizens. Letterman latched onto this story and found a willing victim in Bill Murray.

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When there is no one else to call, don’t bother with the remake of the “A Team”.  Just call around for an laid off construction worker… The Fifty-two-year-old California construction worker arrived in the picturesque mountain border province of Chitral, which borders the Taliban stronghold of Nuristan in Afghanistan, on June 3, accompanied by a [...]

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Patrick Havens on May 24th, 2010

I’m not sure how reading this a few months ago may of affected me.  But I have to say as a father of two, this scared and upset me more then I thought anything could. (CNN) — When 4-year-old Ethan Stacy was reluctantly sent off to spend the summer with his mother late last month, [...]

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Patrick Havens on May 19th, 2010

A student has been saved from a vicious assault – not by the boys in blue but the men in black. Ninjas scared off three thugs who had the misfortune to attack the 27-year-old medical student outside their warrior school. The German exchange student had been targeted by the men while he was riding the [...]

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Patrick Havens on May 18th, 2010

Kevin Costner is know for his environmental stance, and has taken flack for some of the things he’s said. That said this News Story shows that it seems he may be able to back up his feelings with something that won’t tank faster then Waterworld… (okay bad pun since I actually liked the movie)

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Patrick Havens on April 29th, 2010

A first visit to Catelli’s is but the first of many reviews to show up on a new blog/site that Lisa Yee & I are co-authoring.  Going off a love of food & wine we decided to show how easy it is to pair wine with different food. Tasti-Pairings is the work of joy of [...]

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Patrick Havens on April 28th, 2010

…and I feel sexist saying it. I’m not a total motorhead but I chuckled at this quote. In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D., Ph.D. published the following. “The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any [...]

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Patrick Havens on April 13th, 2010

I know these are old… But I felt like a chuckle and these three where the best. My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?” “No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your [...]

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Patrick Havens on February 18th, 2010

This I’m sure must be an old joke since it was forwarded on to me. But I hadn’t seen it and there was so many grains of truth I started laughing. I wonder if he is taking patients? I love this Doctor! Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? [...]

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Patrick Havens on February 6th, 2010

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming [...]

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