I know these are old… But I felt like a chuckle and these three where the best.
My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your final answer?” She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ”Yes.” So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And then the fight started….
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” I sighed, “She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says my wife, “who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”
And then the fight started…
My wife was standing in front of the mirror one day and said, “I look old, fat and ugly; I feel horrible. I need you to pay me a compliment.”
So I said, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
And then the fight started…
Tags: fight, Humor, joke, marriage, relationship
