Freaking funny story I got from email. I’m sure this must provide a lot of entertainment for the residents that frequent the market.
In case you this this is a spoof, here is a BBC article about the bird.
So, this bird walks into a store………
Rest of story and video after fold since the video was so large.
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.
The seagull’s shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he’s become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull’s stolen bags of chips because they think it’s so funny!
Notice how he checks to see if the shopkeeper is looking and how he walks in but runs out, meaning he knows it’s wrong, making it even funnier!
Tags: Humor, Interesting, Nature, Stories
I just adore this little seagull, how sweet, clever and what a perfect little thief! LOL!
Somebody please help me how to copy it without the rest of the message. I tried copying it but it remained still. If someone knows how I can copy it WITH the little seagull doing her/his little deed, please do tell me what are the steps and whether I need any special program? I have Corel (WordPerfect8) and MS Word2000.
Thanks ever SO much!!! nuevadela2@rcn.com
Yeah Adela, just follow the steps below.
1) Right click.
2) Scroll down to view image.
3) Go to your kitchen drawer.
4) Find the sharpest knife you have.
5) Hold it tight against your throat, then pull it across from ear to ear.
6) Then, as you’re lying there bleeding out and thankfully ridding the race of your poisoned, disgusting genes, right click on the opened image.
7) Select ‘Save as…’ and voila! There’s your fucking Seagull.
I was going to leave a message about how that wasn’t fucking funny and anyone that laughed at that should kill themselves. Skater Ninja beat me to it in such a way that was much more clever than I could have ever dreamed. It’s a shame he insisted to put his name in such a detestable manner.
What isn’t funny about a seagull shoplifting? I think both Ninja and Anymouse are overreacting just a bit. And on the off-chance that those two are offended at someone wanting to save the image to their computer, heck, I did it too. It’s an awesome gif.
“Notice how he checks to see if the shopkeeper is looking and how he walks in but runs out, meaning he knows it’s wrong, making it even funnier!”
Wrong. He’s rushing back to his pack to share the stolen corn chips.
“Customers have begun paying for the seagull’s stolen bags of chips because they think it’s so funny!”
They’re fucking retarded.
How is this funny. You could just replace this with a shoplifting, it’s not funny, someone just wants to eat. OH I’LL PAY FOR THE BURGLAR BECAUSE HE’S SO FUNNY.
I love you all. Except for Adela and Kaonashi. So then I guess that means I love you three.
its a seagull.
you’re taking this way too seriously.
“TraceytheDestroyer
January 28th, 2010 at 9:43 am
its a seagull.
you’re taking this way too seriously.”
/signed
You f***g yanks need to get a life. Seriously. Fancy stumbling something and actually having the time to make an effort critisising some dude you don’t even know for posting a comment, when all you make is another, equally dumb and retarded comment.
The poster of this is looking for comments, sure, but how you portray your anonimity on the internet is entirely up to you, and reflection thereafter, and tbh, you comments just look like retarded and useless (pointless) abuse, and an embarassment to yourselves, and your country.
Thus we must conclude, if all you have is to criticise others for having a voice beyond your own word (which we have already established is pointless, offensive and speradic) that you, your comments and the partition of exitence that you ‘incur’ are also pointless. Go fuck yourselves. This is great post. Stumble says so, It’s not some cheap yank advert. Amen.
Farengae.
Voice of reason: And then there’s you, who takes the time to write 3 paragraphs.
“And he’s black as well!” said the raven of the crow.
why is it that every time someone comments there is always one person who puts such completely evil hate around the web you gotta end up thinking there is something else behind it – not just a minor irritation about someone asking how to copy videos etc. Really, don’t you have anything better to do? Guess the famous Nazi simile will be along anytime soon.
Its funny cuz its an animal. What are they gunna do? Arrest a bird lol