In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
That makes almost no sense…
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.
That doctor must have great hand-eye, I could see myself moving my hands the wrong way.
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
um, why not a piece of cloth, or leave the underwear on, I mean seriously wood or a brink? That brings a different meaning to morning wood.
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Why do I have the phrase “off with his head!” running through my head over and over…. poor Rosie.
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
ok, that is a weird ass law. I want to think its fake. But if not, can you imagine the men who do this. I bet its a mixture of training and respect.
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
I bet karate in some form is very popular with the women.
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores.
Okaaaay, wt? So, forget topless bars or strip joints. For a good time direct them to the fish shop?
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
Um that is just wrong. I can’t imagine having to have sex with my Mother-in-law in the room.
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time
Damn there goes my fantasies… wait, they actually had to MAKE it illegal?
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises.”
Um, so there aren’t any in colleges? Or what about safe sex programs… oh well.
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
And they where able to talk a person into doing this?
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Okay…. there has to be a few more species…
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
I’ve heard that, and ants with their antenna…
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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
Which brain…. I mean they aren’t the only ones.
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Starfish don’t have brains.
That explains Patrick…
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And, the best for last:
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
ok, serious, can you imagine the people who found that out?
[found on The WVb]
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