Someone with way too much time and some great patience has collected a great list of one liner signatures. I remember using this type of thing with fortune over a decade ago. But here is some better one-liners then what it provided:
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
- I won’t rise to the occasion, but I’ll slide over to it.
- Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
- Double your drive space – delete Windows!
- What is a “free” gift ? Aren’t all gifts free?
- Assassins do it from behind.
- If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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