I got passed this, and at first I didn’t believe… but some of these qualify as dumb-ass people. Are yes there are some that kids should not see or suffer nightmares.  Note: Some of the views expressed here are not the same as I… They may be stupid, but no one needs to be killed over bad judgment… enough people are trying to do that anyways.

I bet you, $1,000,000 he made that nickname up himself, even though NO ONE refers to him as so. He is awesome.


“Dude, I look fuckin’ tough!” Yea… You will look dead when a cop busts’ a cap in your ass thinking you have a gun stuffed in your pants there ‘Fucktard.


Okay, concept cool… But concept not cool. Plain & Simple.


Bart……. Simpson’s……………. Asshole. This is it, huh folks?


Steve-O from Jackass is awarded negative points for this idiotic smile, tattooed in the back of a moving jeep rolling over 3’ high bumps. And he gets paid for this crap?


Tattoo-ee, “Hey… Is this supposed to look like this?” Doctor, “No.” ( infected )


Now no one’s gonna wanna’ high-five you now dickhead. I hope it hurt too…


No Comment.


Someone please, please, pretty please stab him in his real heart for being such a fuckin’ vagina.


Um… Hugh Hefner is coming over in 15 minutes to kick you in the balls.


Dear Shotgun Face, Your tattoo is stupid. That’s it. Buh-Bye.


Frattoo… ( and it’s a piss poor one at that )


I like this one… It has a soft spot in my heart. I mean come on… It says, “CUNT” & “PUNCHER”.


This doesn’t win for the dumbest… I feel he might win for the ‘Creepiest Fucker Alive!


2 words. Cock. Dragon. 1 more word… Splendid.

I see this and I cringe… no thank you.

This is your brain… This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?


Steve-O has regained some points for this… Seriously. It never gets old.


This dickless wonder paid someone to tattoo this on him… Shit, I know
a ton of people in Brooklyn that would have done the real thing for
free.


I hear that she was paid $10K for this prime piece of advertising
space. But seriously… How many cans of Beefaroni does $10K actually buy? ( the ad worked though, I checked out the website out of sure pity
)


I ain’t saying shit about this guy… Cuz without a doubt, he will hunt
me down, he will find me, and eat my eyeballs out of my skull… And
then piss into the empty sockets.


From that day forth, he was known as the guy “who gave Papa Smurf a rim job”.


ICP? I see a guy with a shitty tattoo… Did people actually like Insane Clown Posse that much? Good lord.


… And Yooz an idiot! I am gonna send my friend to come see you… He
about 10 pix up, I feel you two might get along smashingly.


Looks like a 12 year old retarded kid drew this on this “guys” arm. That’s right, a “guys” arm. Can we say ‘regret?


I topped this one… I have a tattoo of a stickman, with a chainsaw
held at the base of my cock… And every time I get ‘wood it looks
like, um… Er… Okay, I will just stop now.


OMG… LOL… ROFL… WTF? ASS… HOLE… TTYL.


You might as well write “sell out” on your arm… At least the GOLDENPALACE.com chick got 10K for it.


I feel so sorry for this one… Not the guy, but the tattoo. It has to live forever on such a goofy looking fart box.


I’ve seen chicks with the same looking twat… But it twasn’t a tattoo.
Imagine going down on that? And not knowing it was there… YIKES!!!


Um… Yea, it’s fake. And EVERYONE can tell… Fuckin’ pussy.


I’ve liked bands… I mean a lot. Really… Like fanatical, in my
youth. But can we say someone has jumped the line… Okay, can we say someone took a running start and over shot the line by about, say… 3,000,000 feet?


Hey… Why don’t you use the force and lose some weight you fat fuck. You’ve ruined my perception of Boba Fett forever, thanks you
Jabba-wanna-be…


You know that means “Fag” in Chinese right?


Why? WHY!!!?? WUUUUUUUHHHHHH EYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!???


What are you saying, Cousin ‘It has really long legs & likes to wear black fishnet nylons? God… Someone ‘end this guy.

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88 Responses to “I love Tattoos but…”

  1. God says:

    Dragondick was awesome.

    musta hurt though.

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  3. BENITO says:

    THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THE WORLD A SHITTY PLACE…THEY ALL NEED TO BE LOCKED UP THEN EUTHANIZED…THE GUY WHO GOT HIS DICK TATTED SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE EYE…STAR WARS NERD NEEDS TO A)GET LAID OR B) SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE EYE…EMO CHICK NEEDS TO TRY TO HOLD HER BREATH AND COUNT TO A MILLION UNDERWATER…OH AND THE GUY WITH THE BLACK TONGUE YEA YOU BUDDY SERIOUSLY DUDE GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC…I ACTUALLY HATE MYSELF FOR LOOKING AT THESE…OH BUT CUNT PUNCHER DUDE YOU FUCKING ROCK THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

  4. gestibar says:

    nice :)
    ;) )

  5. AZSnowChik says:

    here’s some I found

  6. GramBorder says:

    Hi all!

    I want to all of you know, World is mine, and yoursite good

    G’night

  7. morganusvitus says:

    The site looks great ! Thanks for all your help ( past, present and future !)

  8. john burrows says:

    funnist thing ive seen all year, john london u k

  9. giz says:

    duh the kid who ever wrote all the comments for the pictures is a dick wad. fuckin hater get your head out your ass before you start hatein on shiit you dont know about fuckin fucktard

  10. giz – I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. There is such a thing as good tattoos…. there aren’t them.

    If you are the “artist” that created one of these… I wouldn’t defend it, I’d be ashamed.

  11. SomeoneSpecial says:

    I have to say that all of the tattoos made me laugh. The one that made me laugh the most is the “Hardcore” girl. The moment I saw it, I just spit out my water and began to laugh to the point where my ribs began to hurt.
    My favorite would have to be the lawnmower, simply because it was funny in a good way (At least to me it was.)

  12. Stalker says:

    Lmao, what retard wrote this article? They came off sounding about a billion times as stupid and clueless as any of the people pictured. Complete, miserable failure of an attempt at “attitude”.

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  14. Juggernaught says:

    The uv tattoos are tiny little balls of uv reactive plastic that is injected under the skin. I’m 75% covered in tattoos, and that still creeps me out

  15. sarah says:

    haha i’ve seen that girl with the hardcore tattoo around in leicester
    i wish you could see an updated picture of her
    she looks like ‘shotgun face even more now.
    and also has a shaved head
    and probably even more shit tattoos

  16. Toni says:

    Hey dude, I love these pictures so much I’m copying them to my own blog. Thanks.

  17. mad alien mc'chickaaaannn says:

    First off it wasnt a devil on that gals biff it was a japanese death mask which i personally think is pretty cool, also you all seem to miss the point that if you were fucking her it would symbolise your getting head off the devil (jealouse wife as seen in japanese culture).
    people will always make themselves individual and leave them to it,theres someones out there for everyone.

  18. mad alien – Yours was one of the most thoughtful comments made. And true it would of been like screwing the devil and each too their own, but damn…

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  20. DEBBIE says:

    TOOOO FU–IN’ FUNNY…THANX FOR THE COMMENTARY

  21. SnarkyMissMo says:

    WTF?That’s it and nothing more.Fucktards all of em.

  22. NSM says:

    Wow, I am astounded at the level of judgmental fuckheadedness radiating from this site. If you don’t like tattoos then I can respect that, but who the fuck are you do call these people stupid for getting the tattoos they want? You can’t even write a coherent sentence! Reading through these comments makes me ashamed to be human. They should all be locked up and killed? What the fuck??? Climb down off your pedestal and try to understand that your opinion is just that and not fact. Your “good taste” is little more than your point of view.

  23. kevin says:

    Whoever wasted their time rounding up these pictures is the fucking biggest loser to walk the face of this planet… get a fucking life… work on something productive like cleaning up the basement you live in at your parents house… your 30 or so im guessing liven in your parents basment, fucking pathetic….kill yourself. oh ya your comments are also fucking retarded. your not funny

  24. Mads Madsen says:

    I actually have a tattoo a bit like the guys moving the lawn. I have a stickman juggler on my arm :D

  25. moonshine says:

    I think they sholud all lay of the drugs (hahaha) f***en) burn-outs

  26. YourMom says:

    LMAO, nice ones

  27. YourMom says:

    I knew when I cut through the bullshit, the real feelings would shine through. Thank freaking God I never swallowed your bullshit.

  28. Butitirot says:

    I think u guys are so judgmental…., Just let them do what they want, besides its not ur life. Just zip ur mouth and zzzhut’up….

    Peace Not War! Dude…

  29. juggalo justin says:

    icp is the fuckin shit so fuck the fuck off u bitch ass haters!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Bobba says:

    people need to calm down its there life, do what the fuck you want with it

  31. Katnip says:

    is that beating/zombie tattoo even real? I like the gun in the pants one though…. how about a tattoo of brass knuckles on your fist to go with it?

  32. ALI says:

    dey twat tat is sexy as fuck, who has seen the sexy girl with the tattoo in her ass?

  33. SchJ says:

    how can anyone see past “STUPID” forehead?! like, to the exclusion of all else. Stupid’s damn right!! OMG!

  34. tunz says:

    what people do to there own body is there fucking choice,now you have a right to your thoughts but have some respect and keep them to your self.why not post a picture of yourself and we can laugh at you.

    down with the clown for life.

  35. Frank says:

    CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EMAIL DRAGON DICK AND DEVIL VAGINA AND TELL THEM THEY NEED TO FUCK AND TAKE PICS OF DEVIL EATING THE DRAGON!!!!!!

  36. Haley says:

    Nothing wrong with the hatchetman tattoo. I have one myself.

  37. stroy says:

    Афтар респект

  38. jose says:

    i want tatto

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