Wal-Mart Online Job Application – Homeland Stupidity
Are you looking for that ever-elusive online application for a job at Wal-Mart? If so, you need to read this.
If you’re looking to apply for a job at Wal-Mart, I’ve got good news and bad news. First, the bad news.
If you’re trying to apply for a job as an associate at your local Wal-Mart or Sam’s Club store, you are simply going to have to visit the store and fill out an application in person. Even if it’s an hour long bus ride both ways. Sorry. But you’d have to do that every day anyway if you were hired, so don’t let it bother you too much. Just go on out, fill out the application, and then do your shopping. However, if you’re looking for a management-level position, you may find it listed at Wal-Mart’s online job listing.
The good news for people in northern California is that Walmart.com does accept applications online for work for the Web site. You’re pretty much going to have to live in the Bay Area, though. Wal-Mart does provide a free shuttle to and from the BART and Caltrain stations.
Or, if you’re interested in living in Bentonville, Ark., you can go work at headquarters, or some other field locations. Try the online job search here for these opportunities.
Two amazing things come to mind:
- That Wal-Mart doesn’t accept applications online
- The fact people are stupid enough to ask for a job in a blog.
Homeland Stupidity wrote the above article… and NUMEROUS people posted in the blog asking for a job with Wal-Mart. Complete with phone numbers and addresses, In short notes just asking for an application to be emailed, and longer missives that had detailed information about job abilities.
Edit: Wal-Mart now has an online job application for hourly positions at your local Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club locations. io_error was nice enough to note that so people can stop posting in his blog asking for a job.
Tags: Blogging, Humor, Interesting, Irony, Labor
August 28th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
PLEASE E-MAIL ME A APPLICATOIN THANK YOU
August 28th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
PLEASE E-MAIL ME A APPLICATION
September 14th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
I’m only 15 teen but I would like to work at walmart
because I now that I’m a good and hard worker
September 20th, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Email Me an application Please
September 25th, 2006 at 10:57 am
please send me a application asap’ and i will add another positive team-player type attitude and personality to your evergrowing environment! I’ve been patiently waiting for the south store to finally open, now that it has i will continue to wait for an opportunity to work with Walmart thank you1
November 1st, 2006 at 4:09 pm
please send me a application.
I need a job.
November 2nd, 2006 at 7:15 am
No Comment
November 2nd, 2006 at 3:54 pm
I agree.
November 15th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
Can you please send me an application! I’m an OSHA certified forklift operator, reach truck,and cherry picker.
December 1st, 2006 at 6:03 pm
Please send me an application to work in Wal-Mart!
January 22nd, 2007 at 8:41 am
PLEASE E-MAIL ME A APPLICATOIN THANK YOU
March 6th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Yes you can apply to walmart online the application is here. All you have to do is register and apply it’s the same as the one at the store. You just get to pick the store.
https://hiringcenter.walmartstores.com/OnlineHiringCenter/ct_logon.jsp
April 27th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Did the words, HOMELAND STUPIDITY,not leave a big clue that it may not be a valid Wal Mart application?
April 27th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Some people don’t even look. I’ve had people asking for me to mail them IKEA catalogs, even though all I did was announce when IKEA get their 2007 catalog up online.
June 18th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
i kendrick thomas need a job at night in the stocking ,anything that avaible please e-mail me an application as soon as you can
June 22nd, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Please Email me an application. Thank you =]
June 28th, 2007 at 9:00 am
can you please send me a job application
June 28th, 2007 at 9:02 am
Please send me a job application to me email address
July 16th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
please send me a job application
July 16th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
would you please send me job application.
July 18th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Please email me a job application for walmart.. thank you
July 20th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Please email me a job application to work for you in your story…thank you for your time to help people in need.
August 16th, 2007 at 6:46 am
Please email me an Walmart job application. Im willing to do what ever it takes to for you becuase I have the ability. I work hard at whatever I do and I alos like to get things done. Thank you for your time!
October 15th, 2007 at 10:24 am
According to whoever reads this comment, what do think is the most interesting job Wal-Mart offers and possibly jobs that are being hired for most frequently.
October 15th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I think the most interesting would be supplier. The person that goes around and digs up all the different things they’ll sell.
The most common? I’d assume the stocker. Since that seems the busiest and with the most turnover.
November 13th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
please send me a application for wal-mart on us1.south,for any opening positions thank you jack.
January 21st, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I don’t really know why they say to put in an
application on line. It doesn’t seem to be
possible. Maybe they think if you can figure
it out, you are smart enough to work there.
February 27th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
PLEASE EMAIL A JOB APPLICATION FOR THE SAMS CLUB TO ME.
March 20th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Please E-mail me an application for WalMart/Sams club
Thank You
March 27th, 2008 at 11:44 am
just wood like to work at wal*mart
March 27th, 2008 at 11:46 am
pleace i just wood like to work at wal*mart ok thank you ok
March 30th, 2008 at 9:20 am
I love plant’s & would love to work in garden area!!!Also when was in the girl that helped had never even new what a furn was…I’me hard worker & punctual.I also am a very good people person & know quite alot about plant’s…Please get back to me if you need someone.. Thank’s;melissa
April 8th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
please send me a job application becuse i will love to work a walmart Thank YOU
April 30th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
i love too work at walmart and plaese send me a application i really need the job thank you.
May 31st, 2008 at 1:36 pm
please send me a application on line or though the mail.308 1/2 grainger ave,kinston nc 28501
July 8th, 2008 at 9:28 am
I WOULD LIKE IT VERY MUCH IF YOU WOULD EMAIL ME A JOB APPLICATION THANK YOU VERY MUCH MR CORDELL WARD
July 15th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
please email me a application i’am relly ineed of a job
July 24th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I would like it if you EMail me a job application on line. I would love to work at Wal-mart and I really need a job. Thank You very much.
September 4th, 2008 at 11:04 am
To Whom It May Concern,
Please email me a job application on line. I am only available to work on saturdays all day if necessary. I don’t get off work until 6pm. and I don’t work on the weekends.
September 8th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A JOB APPLICATION EMAILED TO ME PLEASE. I AM AVALIABLE AT ANYTIME, I AM CURRENTLY SEEKING EMPLOYMENT. THANK YOU.
September 16th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
im seeing employment.
October 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
sent me on aplication cause i realy need a job.
October 22nd, 2008 at 12:43 pm
sent me on aplication plese cause i need a job.
November 10th, 2008 at 6:27 am
Ndayishimiye Innocent
8620 Park Lane 1924
Dallas – Texas 75231
Phone 214 254 1675
e mail: ndayishis@yahoo.com
I am really appreciating the difference that Wal-Mart is doing in the American community,that is reason why I would like to find a job in Wal-Mart & Sam’s Club. If I am lucky to find a Job in Wal-Mart& Sam’s Club hoping that I would achieve more with my Team work and cooperation skills accurate in communication. Please would you send me the application form of employment. As many of people prone the effort of Wal-Mart employees and employers I too want to be one of the best employee of WAl-Mart&Sam’s Club so that I can show my Talent by welcoming and Serving for people with different aspect,from differnt corner of the world Speaking different languages like French,English, Kiswahili and other additionaal african languages.I like doing each kind of job.
November 12th, 2008 at 10:18 am
my name is stephanie and i would love to work at walmart.
November 12th, 2008 at 10:27 am
my name is stephanie ellis my number is[601]596-7983
November 17th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
My name is Lonnie j Cloud jr and i would love to work at walmart.U can cll me at 216-538-2044 THANK YOU.
November 17th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
HI my name is lonnie j cloud jr and i would love to work at walmart.U can call me at 216-538-2044 THANK YOU.
November 19th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Hi my name is Rashuan i am looking for employment and would love to work at Walmart, can someone email me an application please. my
email address is ifategun@hotmail.com
Thank you,
November 21st, 2008 at 10:11 am
Hi my name is leAnita Williams and am looking for a very good job i will be good at, so can someone please email me an application my email is ms.nitaboo@ymail.com
Thank you, and i will love to work at wal mart
November 24th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
please send me a application please and thank you