TOURIST CATCHES ‘HELL’
May 4, 2006 — [Name deleted upon request] may know what to do when in Rome – but the Italian tourist had to learn the hard way what every New Yorker knows: when in the East Village, keep your hands off the Hells Angels’ motorcycles.
[Embarrassed], 29, was walking with a pal past the Angels’ clubhouse on East Third Street Sunday morning when he was so taken with the shiny Harleys parked outside that he decided to sit on one.
Seconds later, two men came running out of the club, he told cops.
One of them, believed to be the owner of the bike [Embarrassed] admired, had blood in his eye – and an ax handle in his hands.
The biker, described as white-haired with a gray beard, knocked [Embarrassed] to the ground and broke his arm.
[Embarrassed]‘s pal was not hurt and no arrests were made.
One of the things I was taught by my brothers…. you don’t mess with another man’s bike or his car. This person hadn’t learned that.
Tags: Interesting, Irony
